funny stuff

I subscribe to an online newsletter named Laffaday and haha there are some good laughs everytime...here's a witty and funny excerpt from one of its issues.


The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition.

Here are some recent winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running
late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease (this one got extra credit).

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes
and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter
when they come at you rapidly.

And, the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


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Have a nice day people...ohh aww and my interview for the Esplanade job was unsuccessful and so i guess have to go find other things already.Wish me luck :)

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Joshy